Our philosophy for weddings is simple: follow the lead of the two-year-olds.
If it is ever unclear how to have a good time at a wedding, there is typically a raucous crew of anywhere from three to five toddlers who will happily lead you step-by-step through the process of getting turnt.
Step 1) Hit the bottles early, sometimes mid-ceremony.
Step 2) Skip the food at the reception and beeline straight to the dancefloor.
And last, dance until your heart is full, your body is tired, and your clothes cannot be found.